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This isn't a blog about bears. I just really like bears. 23 years old. Marylander. A lady. Tattooed. In love. I'm a Girl Scout, and also a Boy Scout.


hategirlhatessummer:

Got feels from this! My gay bestfriend and brother will be that this one day with there boyfriends

(Source: downwithdumbledore, via wolf-like-me)

— 5 hours ago with 23245 notes
awwww-cute:

Boyfriend said he didn’t want another cat

awwww-cute:

Boyfriend said he didn’t want another cat

(via sheisascarecrow)

— 15 hours ago with 1305 notes

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

(via youshouldwashthatsock)

— 15 hours ago with 654901 notes

weareallmedie:

scumfolk:

The liquor one killed me

the con artist was the one that got me. I wish I could’ve seen the look on the vet’s face when they figured it out.

(Source: vicious-seamonkey, via itsfuckingmadness)

— 15 hours ago with 136210 notes
twofistin:

restinpeaches:

rest in fucking peaches, mario

This game seems to be based on how sick you can clown everybody else. I don’t even think you win by crossing the finish line, you’re just judged by a point basis by how salty everyone around you is.

twofistin:

restinpeaches:

rest in fucking peaches, mario

This game seems to be based on how sick you can clown everybody else. I don’t even think you win by crossing the finish line, you’re just judged by a point basis by how salty everyone around you is.

(via downfallofi)

— 15 hours ago with 128764 notes

c-yates:

This was literally the biggest WTF back story this show had.

(Source: immaterial-grl, via youshouldwashthatsock)

— 15 hours ago with 73789 notes

vesley:

I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day

(via wolf-like-me)

— 17 hours ago with 627833 notes